
Once upon a time...
Long, long ago, in Babylonia, after the fall of the Tower of Babel, there once was a forgotten kingdom called “Laneige” ruled by King Français.

Unfortunately, he was known to be unfaithful to his first wife, always marrying another woman, creating a harem. However, this king was different. He was blind and was gifted the gift to make any he kissed become obsessed with him. Despite this power, he loved to kiss. He would always say a kiss was the key to the soul. Because words came from the mouth, and people's speech is what the Lord changed in the fall of their great tower of Babel. So instead of the proper greeting for a woman of kissing a hand or cheek, he always kissed right on the lips. Immediately, with the woman turning obsessive, the king would marry them. Calling his harem the Mariah Carey’s.